Most Wanted 10 notepad scripts to prank ur friends¦

ALL OF THESE COMMANDZ ARE TO BE TYPED IN NOTEPAD...

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1) Convey your friend a lil' message and shut down his / her computer:
Type :

@echo off
msg * I don't like you
shutdown -c "Error! You are too stupid!" -s

Save it as "Anything.BAT" in All Files and send it.

2) Toggle your friend's Caps Lock button simultaneously:
Type :

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
loop

SPEED UP YOUR BROWSING ON ANY BROWSER(100% working,NO SOFTWARE,trick 4 EDITED)

i have made this simple tutorial para mapabilis ang inyong inernet browsing, i have tested it and it really works, try it to see what changes it can do to your browsing experience.

Go to desktop->
My computer-(right click on)->properties->
then go HARDWARE tab->
Device manager->
Now u see a window of Device manager then
go to Ports->
Communication Port(double click on it and Open).
After open u can see a Communication Port properties.
Go the Port Setting:----and now increase ur "Bits per second" to 128000 and "Flow control" change to Hardware.
Apply and see the result..... ...... ....... 

How to make your PC Start Fast

Many users dn't knw abt dis but wen they start there PC lots of Unwanted software are start with it which dey dn't use. Like Messengers, Adobe Process etc. If user need dem den he starts it manually na.


So here is the trick to Stop dis automatically start of process at Windows Startup.


Step 1: Go to Desktop and press Windows key+R. (A small window open in the bottom left corner)

Step 2: On dis window type msconfig and press enter. ( A new window pop-up Don't do anything on dis window frm ur mind otherwise it create problem for u n i m nt responsible for it)

Step 3: On dis window go to startup tab.

Step 4: Untick the program dat u dn't want to start automatically like yahoo messenger, adobe processes etc and tick the program you want like Download accelerator, anti-virus etc.

Step 5: Apply it and den Ok now restart the system n see the effect.

Windows XP faster Shutdown

The steps are as follows:
1. Click on Start and select Run. Type ‘regedit’ as shown in the picture below. This will bring up the registry editor.



2. Export your registry backup in case you mess up anything. Its not really anything serious but at least you can bring back the settings in case you wander off from the guide.



3. Find the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\System\CurrentControlSet\Control



4. Click on the control folder and there is a parameter called ‘WaitToKillServiceTimeout’. A form will appear where you can enter a value. Change the number to a lower number for e.g. 1000.

 
5. Restart the pc so that Windows will load the new registry value. Now shutdown will be much 

faster.


Please note that decreasing the time too much can cause data loss if some service was to save data and it was forcefully closes.
here 1000 means 1 second.
Making it 5000 will be a safer choice